EVERY QUOTE I POST HAS BEEN SAID BY ME ON PSN. THESE ARE ORIGINAL TO ME. USE THEM IF YOU MUST!



1. Why don't you go play grab a** with the soccer team since you seem to be done f***ing the football team!

2. Damn it! I forgot to load my gun with the anit- f*g**t bullets.

3. That was gayer that the entire village people jerking off in your face.

4. WHERE THE F*** IS THIS A**H***?!!?!? *KNIFE* oh, there he is.

5. I JUST GOT A TRIPLE F*** YOU GRANDMA IN THE A** WITH A F***ING FIREPOLE AND A FRIGGEN REDICULOUS CAR SUV CLOWNCAR HEADSHOT!!

6. Oh, my racial sences are tingling.

7. I shot him with a half a clip and a tranquillizer and he's still running!

8. I just put my RPG half-way up this rectum and he killed me.......right.

MORE AS I SAY THEM!
tell me what you think!

<------ his hair is tight!

i said a couple more...


8. Im just the winner by default.

9. That B****** is campin so hard no he has a three ring circus (pitching a tent joke.)

10. Nah Nah, dont get black hookers. They smell funny. Get some asian hookers!


there is a song involved in that last one

the last three you posted are the best.... i dont have any quotes but i love hearing people trying to pronounce my ID... mafarafanafa-PAN... i get a kick out of it everytime...

lmaoo i just said that out loud its so damented

I just keep saying these an I know death is getting tried of me saying "thats going in the quotes"!(love ya death)

BUT I HAVE MORE!!!!!!!!


11. That's some tasters choice s*** right there!

12. Saying "I GOTTA BELIEVE!" without spining and a light bulb is like f***ing without a *censored*
(parapa the rapa joke)

13. My name is Buck and I *BAM* DAMN IT!!

14. It's not a question of if i'm lossing my mind, its just a question of at what rate.

#12 had me laughing so hard i actually pulled the trigger on my M40A3 on accident and the bullet flew out of the barrel hit a lightpole bounced back behind me and killed a bunny that was bouncing through chinatown trying to find some rice.

True story.

Poor bunneh

meh he desirved it! he was a shady rabbit i mean he was wavying that carrot around. i could have gone off and killed someone!!

alright i got just a couple more for now

15. This isnt Call of Duty diaper change!!! This is Call of Duty F***ing F*** PEOPLE UP!!!

16. That couldn't have been cheesier if Chucky had taken a *censored* on it

17. So that guy that...Oh, hold on.....TEEBAG!...was in the window

you stole 15 from sheedy =P

no no no. im the one that said that to my cousin after he was complaining no one had his back